- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A guy at a baseball game....

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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