What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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