Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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i like turtles

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Anti Joke

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