How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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