A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Penis

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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