Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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