Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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