- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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