- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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