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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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