- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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