- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats brown and sticky a stick

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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