- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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