Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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