- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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