Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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