What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

tea with milk?

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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