What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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