- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is green and slow Grass.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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