- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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