- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Potassium? K.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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