Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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