A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

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