- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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