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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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