- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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