what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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