- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

guess what? bannanas

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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