- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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