- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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