- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A woman walks into a bar.

Women's rights

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

civil rights

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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