what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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