Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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