What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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No

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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