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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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