- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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