what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Roses are red Im adopted

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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