- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are flowers.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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