So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

your mama so old, shes dead.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

whats brown and sticky? Doody

LeBron in the fourth quarter

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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