Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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