- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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