- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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