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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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