Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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