- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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