- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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