A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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kathryn atkins

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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hi

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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