- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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