Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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