- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

an american walks out of a strip club.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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