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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

autistic kids rock

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Pain Olympics.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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