- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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