- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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