a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

antonio has a penis head.lol

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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