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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

whos on the right track? lady gaga

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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