- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A pope meets another one

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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