If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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