Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's just not right? Left

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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