Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

men's rights activists

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

The child was fired from his job.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Jesus Christ

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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