Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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