- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

"hey do you know the date" "58"

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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