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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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