- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Donald Trump

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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