Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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where's mom I killed her

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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