A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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