Knock Knock.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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