Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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