How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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