Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Your face is hilarious.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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