- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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