roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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No it doesnt..

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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