Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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