A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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