- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

my penis

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Flowers are colors Love me

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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