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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

VITAMIN C!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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