- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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