- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like school Said no one ever.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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