- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??