- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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