- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Male leadership.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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