- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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