- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

someone called someone else a frog

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what did one computer say to the other .........

Eric is gay Ha

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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