what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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