whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Refridgerator.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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