A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

black people

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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