Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's funnier than 24? 25

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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