- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Waffles ate my grandma

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!