- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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