- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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