Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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