Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Atheism

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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haha

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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